More World Cup...
6:00 Granny: "He kicked it out on the full. Is he allowed to do that?"
11:45 Did you know that Schweinsteiger translates as "pig mounter"?
19:45 Because the country doesn't hate John Terry enough...
31:50 At this rate we're never going to be able to lose on penalties.
37:00 Or maybe we will.
38:30 Mum: "Even I can get upset about that."
Half time: It does strike me that we have been on the right side of the odd dodgy line call in World Cup games against Germany.
57:00 Does Steven Gerard think he gets three points for scoring outside the box or something?
66:00 Well that's that.
69:40 Or that is.
76:34 Grandpa does the sensible thing and falls asleep.
79:28 On the plus side, my sister's getting married next weekend, and now won't have to compete with this bunch of prima donnas for everyone's attention.
90:00 Maybe if Rob's got the time he could put together some sort of international football return on investment index. It'd be a very telling measure of the failure here.