Straits of Hormuz = Gulf of Tonkin?

It certainly seems possible, as illustrated by this article by Kristina Borjesson over at BuzzFlash.

As a side note, would it surprise anyone if "Fillipino Monkey" turned out to be none other than Dick Cheney himself? Perhaps he's sitting in front of a ham radio kit with a bottle of Jägermeister at Ollie North's old desk in the White House basement right now as you read this.