Clarkson: "I was wrong and I have been punished "

Who amongst us can honestly say that they haven't, at some point, sat there watching Jeremy Clarkson on one of his ill-informed tirades against cyclists, the environment, vegetarians, etc. and begged providence for him to get hit by a flying SUV, lifted off the ground by a freak tornado that can be shown with 99% certainty to be a result of global warming? Certainly not me.

This isn't it, but hopefully it'll keep ya'll going until that day comes.