I actually opened a copy of
The Mail on Sunday last weekend. This is not normally something I do a lot of, but I saw a copy lying round and thought "What the hell?. How bad can it be?". I knew it wasn't exactly going to be pleasant, but it's always good to read opinions you disagree with, if only to remind you as to why. After all, I do profess a pretty vehement hatred of the paper, but it's been so long since I've had a look that for the last couple of years I've been basing this mainly on whatever I could glean from reading the cover of the thing in garage forecourts. Also from seeing Melanie Phillips, probably the most punchable woman in the UK, spouting bile on Question Time.
But that's not really a systematic consideration of the evidence, is it? After all, the headlines and the rabid public appearances might just be the sound-bites that they use to interest their audience, before confronting them with more nuanced arguments between the covers. That is, after all, sort of how the press is meant to work, isn't it?
Or not. The headline was all about t
he Treasury's plan to issue Sharia bonds. To be fair, they did offer an explanation of the basics of Islamic finance (which consists largely of finding new ways to re-name "interest" as "rent"), albeit with the slightly hysterical (and I think misleading) undertone that this would transfer state assets to foreign investors in a way that was substantially different to any other kind of debt. Mainly, though, it was all about having an excuse to the whole Archbishop/Sharia law thing on the boil.
The
editorial comment was even worse, dimly aware that there was a substantive issue, probably something to do with public finances, budget deficits and all those other boring sounding things: "As it happens, the decision makes sense on business terms. Many major investors are Muslim and it would be foolish to spurn their custom by refusing to consider their religious views." Having got all that out the way in a paragraph, they went back to conflating the Treasury's idea with the Archbishop's talk as quickly as they could, harping on about the dreadful tendency of "multicultural liberals" to "suck up to Islam."
This probably doesn't come as a surprise to anyone. The ability of the paper to shoe-horn the prejudices of a conservative Surrey matron into any issue, no matter how complex or arcane, is a pretty constant source of fun for comedians and other newspapers. Actually watching it take place in real time is still a little weird, though.
What really amazed me a two line article at the end of Peter Hitchens's column. Hitchens, like his brother Christopher, has built his reputation on making apparently reasonable arguments for crazy ideas. His whole shtick is that he's the ultimate iconoclast - taking unpopular positions due to a combination of intellectual rigour and principle. Whilst this may be more than a touch hard to take seriously, this guy is marketed as the intellectually respectable face of the Mail, so you'd think he'd try and avoid coming out with anything too obviously, glaringly, howlingly, on-the-face-of-it idiotic.
Think again:
Once again the youthful killer in a campus shooting, Steve Kazmierczak, is reported to have been on an (unnamed) "medication".
This is only partly about guns. American teenagers have had guns for centuries. It is these "medications" that are new. Drugging the young is wrong and dangerous.
Labels: idiocy, Islamic Finance, Mail on Sunday, Peter Hitchens